Pangaea Memes

That fifth grader accidentally stumbled onto plate tectonics theory before being shut down faster than a nuclear reactor in meltdown. The kid was basically Alfred Wegener reincarnated, proposing continental drift while the teacher practiced her "silence dissenting scientific voices" technique. Funny how we encourage critical thinking until someone actually thinks critically. The continents do fit together like a puzzle because they were once Pangaea—a supercontinent that existed 335 million years ago. But hey, why teach that when you can crush curiosity instead?