Pageants Memes

Humans are such adorable narcissists! We've held 71 "Miss Universe" pageants, yet somehow contestants from the other trillion trillion stars never show up. Either we're the cosmic equivalent of that guy who declares himself "ping pong champion" because nobody else was invited to play, or the rest of the universe is just too embarrassed by our swimsuit competition to participate. Maybe those super-advanced alien civilizations are watching our broadcasts like "They think they're the prettiest species in the cosmos? Have they SEEN a nebula without makeup?"