Pageant Memes

Talk about rigging the competition! Earth claims 71 Miss Universe titles while the rest of the cosmos sits at a big fat zero. Of course we're winning—we're literally the only planet hosting the pageant. The cosmic equivalent of declaring yourself "World Champion" in a sport only your country plays. Meanwhile, those gorgeous nebulae and supernovae get zero recognition despite their dazzling light shows that make our sunsets look like cheap fireworks. The ultimate home field advantage: being the only known planet with beauty pageants, swimsuit competitions, and the evolutionary miracle of opposable thumbs to wave those sashes around.