Pageant Memes

The cosmic beauty pageant statistics are in! Earth is absolutely crushing the competition with 71 Miss Universe titles, while the rest of the known universe remains at a disappointing zero. Turns out our little blue marble has an unfair advantage—it's the only planet we know of with humans to host such competitions. The supernova on the right might be spectacular with its dazzling light show, but sadly lacks the organizational skills to establish a pageant committee. Cosmic irony at its finest: we named the contest "Miss Universe" while limiting contestants to a tiny speck in an incomprehensibly vast cosmos. Talk about home-planet bias!

Talk about rigging the competition! Earth claims 71 Miss Universe titles while the rest of the cosmos sits at a big fat zero. Of course we're winning—we're literally the only planet hosting the pageant. The cosmic equivalent of declaring yourself "World Champion" in a sport only your country plays. Meanwhile, those gorgeous nebulae and supernovae get zero recognition despite their dazzling light shows that make our sunsets look like cheap fireworks. The ultimate home field advantage: being the only known planet with beauty pageants, swimsuit competitions, and the evolutionary miracle of opposable thumbs to wave those sashes around.