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Literally The Worst Thing To Ever Happen In The United States Government

Literally The Worst Thing To Ever Happen In The United States Government
So NASA's former deputy administrator allegedly used part clipping in CAD software while designing a multi-billion dollar spacecraft that's supposed to take humans back to the Moon. You know, that thing your engineering professor explicitly banned on day one because it's basically the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers. For context: part clipping is when you let two solid objects occupy the same space in your 3D model—which works great in video games where physics is optional, but tends to cause slight problems when you're dealing with actual metal, physics, and the vacuum of space. It's the CAD equivalent of "I'll fix it later" except later is now T-minus launch day. The fact that this made it into a multi-billion dollar spacecraft design is genuinely wild. Somewhere, a quality control engineer is still having nightmares. But hey, at least they didn't use Comic Sans on the mission patch, so there's that.

The Harsh Reality Of Backyard Astronomy

The Harsh Reality Of Backyard Astronomy
The brutal reality of amateur astronomy in one perfect meme! Top panel: the majestic Orion Nebula (M42) captured by dedicated astrophotographers with their fancy equipment and hours of image stacking. Bottom panel: your own photo that looks like a radioactive potato smudge after spending 3 hours freezing in your backyard with a telescope you're still paying off. The cosmic equivalent of expectation vs. reality! That blurry blob represents not just a celestial object, but the shattered dreams of every backyard astronomer who thought "How hard could it be?" before discovering that astrophotography requires the patience of a saint and the budget of a small research institution.