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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Organelle theft Memes

Posts tagged with Organelle theft

He Is Coming For Your Chloroplasts

Biology Science
1 year ago 35.3K views 0 shares
He Is Coming For Your Chloroplasts
Plants everywhere are trembling! This suited corporate raider is the final boss of photosynthesis - looking absolutely dapper while plotting to monopolize the world's solar energy conversion market. The chloroplast thief stalks his prey with that subtle smirk that says "Your thylakoid membranes will make a fine addition to my collection." Honestly, if cellular organelles could file restraining orders, this guy would have a stack of them from nervous plant cells worldwide. Nature's ultimate hostile takeover is in progress!

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