Openscience Memes

The scientific community's eternal cycle of disappointment! That initial rush of excitement when a groundbreaking AI chemistry model gets published quickly transforms into pure frustration when you discover the actual code is trapped in development purgatory. The classic "available soon" promise is scientific speak for "maybe in your next lifetime." And don't get me started on "training data on request" – which typically requires seventeen emails, two recommendation letters, and possibly naming your firstborn after the principal investigator. Reproducibility crisis? More like reproducibility comedy hour!