Observatory Memes

Want to see a star explode? Just ask an astronomer about their horoscope! 🌠💥 These cosmic detectives spend their careers mapping the universe with precision instruments and mathematical models, only to have someone confuse their rigorous science with "Mercury is in retrograde so I'm having a bad hair day." It's like asking a meteorologist if clouds are sad when it rains! Astronomers study ACTUAL celestial bodies—not your celestial "body type" based on birth month. They can tell you the chemical composition of a star 100 light-years away but will absolutely lose their minds if you wonder whether being a Gemini affects your love life. Consider yourself warned: mixing up astronomy (science of celestial objects) with astrology (pseudoscience of star signs) is the fastest way to get ejected from an observatory faster than a supernova expels matter!