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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Non-metals Memes

Posts tagged with Non-metals

Ionic Relationship Goals

Chemistry Science
6 months ago 23.0K views 0 shares
Ionic Relationship Goals
The perfect chemistry pun doesn't exi— OH WAIT. This is peak electron humor right here! When metals give up their electrons to non-metals, they form ionic bonds. So the bond is literally "ionic" while the pun itself is ironic. It's like the electron transfer version of dad jokes. Sodium and chlorine walk into a bar, and boom—suddenly they're inseparable. That's not just chemistry, that's commitment issues solved through electrostatic attraction. Next time your relationship needs some spark, just remember: opposites attract... at least when it comes to electronegativity!

When A Metal Bonds With A Non-Metal

Chemistry Science
6 months ago 25.2K views 0 shares
When A Metal Bonds With A Non-Metal
The perfect chemistry pun doesn't exi-- oh wait, there it is. When metals and non-metals bond, they form ionic compounds by transferring electrons. So the bond is literally "ionic" while the punchline is ironically "I-onic." Just like how my lab partner promised to label the solutions but didn't. Trust issues in chemistry are real. Electron transfer is basically just atomic commitment issues.

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