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The Chemist's Conversation Stopper

The Chemist's Conversation Stopper
The universal experience of being a chemist summed up in four panels! Proudly declaring your profession only to be immediately cut off with "Can you make meth?" or "Can you make bombs?" before you can even explain how you're actually developing sustainable catalysts or studying protein folding. The immediate "NO" with that dead-inside expression is the scientific equivalent of retail workers hearing "it must be free then" when an item doesn't scan. Chemistry: where everyone assumes you're either Walter White or about to blow something up, and never the person who just wants to talk about hydrogen bonding.

The Perfect Chemical Response

The Perfect Chemical Response
The chemistry troll strikes again! This meme hits right at the heart of chemical impossibility. Nitrogen monoxide (NO) exists, but "nitrogen monoxide" with an emphasis on "monoxide" suggests NO₂, which would actually be nitrogen dioxide. The person's friend responds with a simple "NO" - which is both a refusal AND ironically the correct chemical formula! It's the perfect chemistry dad joke hiding in plain sight. Chemistry students everywhere are either crying or high-fiving right now.

Accidentally Correct Chemistry

Accidentally Correct Chemistry
The chemistry genius who accidentally gave the right answer! Nitrogen monoxide (NO) is indeed the correct formula - not "nitrogen monoxide" which doesn't exist! That moment when you realize your clueless "NO" was actually 100% scientifically accurate. The teacher probably thought the student was just saying they didn't know, but they accidentally nailed it! That confused face is every student who's ever stumbled into being right for the wrong reasons. Chemistry teachers everywhere are both crying and laughing!

The Chemical Naming Spectrum: From Formal To Unhinged

The Chemical Naming Spectrum: From Formal To Unhinged
The evolution of naming the same chemical compound (NO) gets increasingly ridiculous! First we have "Nitrogen Monoxide" (technically correct but uncommon), then simply "NO" (the actual chemical formula), followed by the proper IUPAC name "Nitric Oxide" (what chemists actually call it). Then it escalates to the pretentious "Oxidonitrogen" (someone's trying way too hard to sound smart), and finally peaks with "Anti-yes gas" (pure chemistry dad joke territory). It's the perfect representation of how scientists can go from formal terminology to completely unhinged humor in five seconds flat.

Hey Man, Can I Borrow Some Of Your Nitric Oxide?

Hey Man, Can I Borrow Some Of Your Nitric Oxide?
The chemistry pun is strong with this one! The meme shows nitric oxide (NO) molecules represented as both a molecular structure and gas cylinders. But here's the genius part - the cylinders are labeled "NO NO" repeatedly, creating a visual rejection to the question "Can I borrow some of your nitric oxide?" It's basically the molecule saying "NO" to being borrowed while literally being made of NO. Chemistry's way of rejecting your loan request with its own molecular formula. Even molecules have boundaries!