Neutral ph Memes

The classic chemistry bamboozle. "Dihydrogen monoxide" is just water (H₂O). A pH of 7 is neutral, not acidic at all. It's like claiming your pet rock is the fastest animal on the planet. The skull and crossbones is a particularly nice touch—warning about the dangers of hydration. Next they'll tell you oxygen is highly addictive with a 100% mortality rate for all users.