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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Are You Full Of Beryllium, Gold And Titanium?

Chemistry Science
6 months ago 12.0K views 0 shares
Are You Full Of Beryllium, Gold And Titanium?
The nerdiest pickup line in scientific history, delivered by a cat with more game than most chemistry grad students. The elements beryllium (Be), gold (Au), and titanium (Ti) combine their symbols to spell "BeAuTi-full" - a pun that would make Marie Curie roll her eyes so hard she'd discover a new form of radiation. This is what happens when scientists try to flirt after spending too much time with periodic tables instead of actual dating tables. The cat's bow tie and glasses really sell the "distinguished professor who thinks element jokes are the height of romance" vibe. Trust me, this line has a success rate lower than absolute zero.

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