Neck size Memes

Behold! The pinnacle of modern biological research - measuring necks and hand grips to find true love! Next time you're at a bar, forget conversation and just whip out your measuring tape! "Excuse me, potential mate specimen, may I measure your cervical circumference for compatibility testing?" Science has officially gone from splitting atoms to... neck-sizing? And the bottom panel perfectly captures singles everywhere frantically trying to apply this groundbreaking methodology. Just imagine the dating app: "SwipeBySize: Where your neck measurements find you love!" Frankly, I'm disappointed they didn't include wrist circumference or earlobe shape in their revolutionary formula!