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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Nah Bro-mate

Chemistry Lab-life Science
3 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Nah Bro-mate
Chemistry students finding a way to decline social invitations through chemical formulas is peak lab rat behavior. Sodium (Na) plus Bromate (BrO₃) gives you NaBrO₃, which sounds exactly like "Nah, bro" when read aloud. The perfect response when you'd rather titrate solutions than socialize. Some chemists say they have no reaction to jokes like this, but that's just because they're noble gases.

Chemical Rejection

Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.0K views 0 shares
Chemical Rejection
The chemical formula NaBrO₃ (sodium bromate) saying "Nah" to relationships is peak scientific rejection. Just like how this compound oxidizes things in the lab, it's oxidizing any chance of emotional attachment. Relationships require electron sharing, but this compound is too busy being an oxidizing agent to care about your covalent bond proposal.

Sodium Bromate: The Chemical Rejection

Chemistry Science
2 months ago 9.6K views 0 shares
Sodium Bromate: The Chemical Rejection
The punchline here is pure chemical wordplay. Sodium Bromate (NaBrO₃) sounds like "Na, bro" when read aloud. So when the student asks "wanna hang this weekend?" the chemical formula NaBrO₃ serves as the perfect rejection. Just another day in chemistry class where even molecular formulas can deliver social devastation. The periodic table: providing elegant ways to decline invitations since 1869.

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