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Behold: The Inventor Of The Motorcycle

Behold: The Inventor Of The Motorcycle
Classic engineering tradeoff in action! Sure, motorcycles are marvels of efficiency—lighter, more fuel-efficient, and arguably more fun than cars. But that efficiency comes with the small, insignificant cost of *checks notes* removing every single safety feature. It's the perfect embodiment of that engineering principle we all know and love: "You can have it good, fast, or safe—pick two." Motorcycle inventors basically said "We choose good and fast" while safety quietly sobbed in the corner. Her face in that last panel is every safety inspector who's ever had to deal with an enthusiastic engineer's "revolutionary" design.

Chloroplasts On Wheels: Supporting Calvin's Cycle

Chloroplasts On Wheels: Supporting Calvin's Cycle
This is plant biology humor at its finest! The skeleton on a motorcycle declaring "I'M A CALVINIST! I SUPPORT CALVIN'S CYCLE" is playing on the double meaning of Calvin's Cycle. In biology, the Calvin Cycle (or Calvin-Benson cycle) is the process plants use during photosynthesis to convert carbon dioxide into glucose. But here, our bony biker friend is making it sound like a religious or political stance while literally "riding a cycle." The diagram even shows the complex biochemical pathway with RuBisCO enzyme and carbon fixation steps that plants use to make their food. Who knew photosynthesis could be so metal? 🌱⚡️

Literally Impossible: The Physics Of Rope Tightening

Literally Impossible: The Physics Of Rope Tightening
Behold! A rare glimpse into the fundamental laws of physics that scientists don't want you to know about! 🧠⚡️ This isn't just a man securing a motorcycle—it's a demonstration of the Universal Rope-Tightening Verbalization Principle ! The phenomenon occurs across all cultures and dimensions, where the final tug of any securing mechanism MUST be accompanied by the ritualistic incantation "That's not going anywhere." My experiments confirm this is actually a quantum entanglement between human vocal cords and the laws of friction! Without the verbal component, the universe simply refuses to maintain tension in the rope molecules. Trust me, I've lost THREE lab motorcycles trying to disprove this theory!