Moonlanding Memes

Ever notice how we celebrate Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, but completely forget about Michael Collins? The poor guy was orbiting the Moon alone while his buddies were making history and collecting Moon rocks. Talk about the ultimate third wheel! He literally flew 238,900 miles from Earth just to stay in the car. Next time you feel left out at a party, remember Collins - the astronaut who traveled farther than almost any human in history only to get cropped out of humanity's greatest photo op.

The space history joke we didn't know we needed! Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin get all the Apollo 11 glory while poor Michael Collins (the command module pilot who orbited the moon alone while his colleagues took those famous steps) sits forgotten in the depths of public memory. He literally circled the moon by himself while everyone celebrated the other two. The skeleton at the bottom is the perfect representation of how Collins is treated in space history - completely submerged and forgotten despite being absolutely crucial to the mission's success. Justice for command module pilots everywhere!