Molecular confusion Memes

Behold! The infamous CO₂ coconut water - where chemistry and refreshment collide in the most hilariously wrong way possible! 🧪 The meme creator clearly skipped chemistry class when they named this "dicarbon monoxide" (which would be C₂O and probably highly unstable). What we're seeing is CO₂ - carbon dioxide - the stuff we exhale, plants consume, and sodas fizz with! If this drink actually contained dicarbon monoxide, you'd be sipping on a bizarre, reactive molecule instead of coconut water. Your digestive system would be hosting its own little chemistry experiment! Whoever designed this can needs to be sentenced to writing the periodic table 100 times! *mad scientist cackle*