Meteor shower Memes

The cosmic irony of stargazing! You wait patiently for that ultra-rare meteor shower that "only happens once every 1,000 years" - CLOUDS. That lunar eclipse that occurs "only once in our lifetimes" - CLOUDS AGAIN! But the moment some "incredibly rare clouds" are forecast? BAM! Crystal clear skies and a frustrated "Oh for f*ck's sake" from our poor astronomer. The universe has a twisted sense of humor that would make even Schrödinger's cat laugh... if it weren't both dead AND alive from the anticipation!

Just your typical meteor shower, except instead of Perseids or Leonids, we've named this one after tech billionaires with space companies. Spectacular celestial display or just another batch of Starlink satellites burning up after someone forgot to carry the decimal? The astronomy community remains divided. Next up: the Bezoids, visible only if you have Prime membership.

The cosmic conspiracy is real! Spend weeks planning to witness a meteor shower, lunar eclipse, or planetary alignment, and suddenly the weather gods decide it's the perfect time for "Cloud Festival 2023." It's like the universe has a personal vendetta against amateur astronomers. The clear skies that blessed us all week mysteriously transform into an impenetrable gray wall precisely when something cool is happening up there. Murphy's Astronomical Law: cloud cover is directly proportional to celestial event rarity.