Metabolic pathways Memes

The ultimate cellular civil war nobody asked for but every biochemistry student needs! On the blue side: ATP synthase, the molecular rotary engine that cranks out energy currency like a cellular mint. On the red side: β-oxidation, the fatty acid demolition crew breaking down lipids for fuel. Both are absolutely essential for cellular energy production, yet they represent completely different metabolic pathways. It's like choosing between getting paid (ATP synthase) or liquidating your assets (β-oxidation) when your cell needs energy. The biochemistry equivalent of "I don't care who started it, I'm just trying to stay alive here!"

The classic biochemistry bait-and-switch. Girl thinks cute guy is sketching her portrait, but he's actually mapping out metabolic pathways like they're going out of style. Nothing says "I'm intellectually unavailable" quite like drawing the Krebs cycle on public transportation. The real romance is between NADH and electron transport chain anyway. Countless biochem students have stared at these same pathways with the same bewildered expression as this woman, except they're paying tuition for the privilege.