Magpies Memes

Nature's black and white collection – now available in four elemental varieties! Taxonomists hate this one simple trick. Instead of spending decades on proper classification, just slap "panda" on anything with matching colors. The giant panda, killer whale, penguin, and magpie: four creatures that evolution designed with the same color palette but forgot to give the same instruction manual. If only Darwin could see how we've simplified his life's work into "things that look vaguely similar." Next up: calling zebras "horse pandas" and skunks "stink pandas."