Lava Memes

This meme perfectly captures the bizarre enthusiasm geologists have for anything remotely related to molten rock! While regular folks recoil at the thought of scorching hot chicken (probably questioning Steve's cooking skills), geologists hear "lava" and instantly perk up like they've been offered free field samples. Their brains are hardwired to get excited about anything with temperatures exceeding 700°C. That thousand-yard stare isn't horror—it's pure, unbridled geological lust. They're not thinking about dinner; they're mentally calculating viscosity and silica content of that chicken!