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I Lost Some Glassware
Chemistry Lab-life Science Research
12 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
I Lost Some Glassware
Look at these round-bottom flasks just chilling on the shelf, completely empty and unused! Any chemist worth their periodic table knows these bad boys are supposed to be filled with colorful, bubbling concoctions or at least something that might explode with the slightest provocation. The true joke? The lab manager who said "I lost some glassware" when clearly they've just arranged these beautiful spherical vessels as decorative items. That's like having a Ferrari and only using it to store groceries in the passenger seat. The empty space inside those flasks is practically begging for some dangerous synthesis experiment!

Pipettes Go Brrrrrr
Lab-life Biology Research Science
4 months ago 11.3K views 0 shares
Pipettes Go Brrrrrr
Lab relationship insecurity at its finest. Your single-channel pipette vs. the multichannel she told you not to worry about. Nothing says "inadequacy in the lab" quite like watching someone process 8 samples simultaneously while you're still on your first. The multichannel doesn't just pipette faster—it pipettes with authority . Sure, your single channel has precision, but that multichannel has throughput that makes grad students weep with joy. Every lab tech knows the bitter truth: it's not about the technique, it's about how many samples you can process before the coffee runs out.

Stop By The Lab! We Have Ridiculous Equipment Names
Lab-life Biology Chemistry Science Research
6 months ago 20.0K views 0 shares
Stop By The Lab! We Have Ridiculous Equipment Names
Scientists have rebranded their lab equipment with hilariously misleading names! Nitrile gloves become "hand saunas" (because your hands definitely sweat in those), pipettes transform into "piper bois" (they do go boop when you press them), micropipette tips are now "piper boi hats" (fashion!), vortex mixers are "vibe checks" (literally checking those molecular vibes), centrifuges are "Extreme™ merry-go-rounds" (spinning at 14,000 RPM is definitely extreme), and gel electrophoresis chambers are simply "evil jello" (because that's where DNA fragments go to get judged). The lab equipment glow-up we never knew we needed!