Labeling error Memes

The marketing department clearly skipped chemistry class. "C₂O" would be carbon suboxide—a highly toxic, flammable gas that smells like rotten fish and definitely not what you want in your refreshing tropical beverage. If coconut water actually contained C₂O instead of H₂O with some electrolytes, we'd have a lot fewer Instagram influencers pushing hydration trends and a lot more emergency room visits. Drink up! Nothing says "wellness" like a compound that spontaneously polymerizes at room temperature.