Lab notes Memes

The peak of chemistry efficiency right here. Let's do the math: writing "mol" saves you two whole keystrokes per usage compared to "mole." If you've written it 10,000 times throughout your academic career, that's 20,000 keystrokes saved! At an average typing speed, that's... approximately 3 minutes of your life reclaimed. Congratulations on this monumental achievement in time management. Perhaps use those precious seconds to contemplate why you're still using Avogadro's number to calculate how many friends you have.

Behold, the "I have three exams tomorrow but I'm still going to draw every double bond in this benzene ring" masterpiece. Organic chemistry students spend years perfecting the hexagon only to end up with this sleep-deprived abomination that looks like it was drawn during an earthquake. Pro tip: if your benzene doesn't resemble something a kindergartner would draw, you're not truly experiencing the authentic chemistry curriculum. The resonance structures are clearly visible... in an alternate universe where symmetry doesn't exist.

That's triphenylmethane. Or as we call it in the lab, "the chemical structure you draw when you're pretending to take notes but actually planning your weekend." Every organic chemist has sketched this exact molecule during a boring seminar. It's the universal symbol for "I understand benzene rings and absolutely nothing else about this lecture."

Drawing a nitrogen atom in a benzene ring is the ultimate test of patience! You start with such confidence—perfect hexagon, smooth lines—then BAM! That little "N" looks like it was written by a caffeine-overdosed squirrel during an earthquake. Chemistry students worldwide unite in silent frustration as their beautiful molecular masterpieces are ruined by one wobbly letter. The struggle is so real that some chemists probably chose their specialties based solely on which molecules require the fewest handwritten elements!