Kuiper belt Memes

First, scientists demote Pluto from planet status, and now they're gaslighting it with "mysterious red patches"? The cosmic equivalent of emotional damage! Those aren't "unexplained geological features" - they're literally the bruises from astronomy's most brutal breakup. Pluto's just floating out there in the Kuiper Belt with its planetary rejection trauma on full display. Next thing you know, NASA will claim those ice formations are "frozen tears." Give the dwarf planet some space, people! The scientific community did Pluto dirty in 2006, and now it's wearing its heartbreak for the whole solar system to see.