The ultimate biology dad joke has arrived! When the teen says they're "writing down every KISS bass line," their science-minded parent immediately jumps to "GENE transcription" - a brilliant double pun! In biology, gene transcription is the process where DNA is copied into RNA, essentially "writing down" genetic information. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is the famous bass player from KISS! The kid's just trying to enjoy some rock music, but they accidentally triggered a full-on biology lecture. Parents really will find any opportunity to slip in science, won't they?