Keratin Memes

You're basically walking around in a designer corpse suit! Your epidermis—that's fancy science talk for your skin's outer layer—is just a collection of keratinized dead cells that your body keeps pushing outward like it's evicting unwanted tenants. So technically, you're rocking a zombie exterior 24/7 while feeling dead inside after that 3 AM existential crisis. It's nature's way of saying "Hey, try this two-for-one special on mortality!" Your body: simultaneously the living AND the cemetery. Talk about efficient real estate management!