Kemist Memes

Who needs a PhD when you've got lightning-fast reflexes? Nothing says "amateur chemist" like chugging drain cleaner after your hydrochloric acid aperitif! The meme perfectly captures that moment of self-congratulatory genius when you think you've outsmarted chemistry by creating a salt water cocktail in your esophagus. Pro tip: Real chemists just call poison control instead of becoming human neutralization reactions. Your stomach is NOT a titration flask!

Nothing says "I'm a competent researcher" like reporting yields that defy the laws of thermodynamics. 180% yield? Either you've discovered how to create matter from nothing, or more likely, you've made a spectacular error in your calculations. But hey, at least you get to strut around the department with that smug "kemist" energy while the other labs question their entire existence. Pro tip: when your product weighs more than your starting materials, it's not a breakthrough—it's water in your sample.