Ir Memes

The eternal struggle between spectroscopy techniques has reached new heights! This chemist has clearly had enough of complex NMR experiments with their fancy pulse sequences and cryptic acronyms like HSQC and DQF-COSY. Every organic chemist knows the pain of staring at those confusing 2D plots only to realize you've spent 3 hours collecting data that basically says "yep, that's a methyl group." Meanwhile, IR spectroscopy is over there like "Hey, I could've told you about those functional groups in 2 minutes flat!" The conspiracy theory that NMR was invented by "evil wizards" to torture chemistry grad students seems increasingly plausible with each crashed overnight experiment. And let's be honest - sometimes you just want to identify your compound without needing a PhD in quantum mechanics and signal processing.

Chemistry grad students looking at an IR spectrum with mysterious peaks be like... "WHO ARE THESE FUNCTIONAL GROUPS AND WHY ARE THEY IN MY SAMPLE?!" Nothing strikes fear into the heart of an organic chemist quite like unexpected absorption bands crashing your otherwise pristine spectral data. That mysterious peak at 1720 cm -1 ? Could be anything from accidental acetone contamination to your research career going up in flames. 30 years in the lab and I still get cold sweats when I see unidentified signals in my spectra.