Io Memes

Jupiter's moon Io is basically the celestial equivalent of that one friend who shows up to the party covered in volcanic pimples and sulfur breath. While other moons are out there being all smooth and photogenic, Io's just like "check out my 400+ active volcanoes and cheese-pizza complexion!" Poor thing is caught in Jupiter's gravitational tug-of-war, getting stretched and squeezed until it literally erupts from stress. The ultimate cosmic stress ball that never gets a spa day. Astronomers be like: "It's scientifically fascinating!" Everyone else: "But did you have to make it YELLOW?"