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Products Of Randomness And Selection
Evolution Biology Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Products Of Randomness And Selection
Evolution's "design process" is like letting a drunk toddler play Jenga while blindfolded. Natural selection doesn't care about perfection—it's just keeping score of what doesn't die immediately. From the ocean's most fabulous slugs (nudibranchs) to koalas who evolved to eat poison and sleep 20 hours a day, nature is full of these hilariously imperfect solutions. The sunfish is basically a swimming head that evolution forgot to finish, and don't get me started on giraffe arteries doing unnecessary loop-de-loops in their necks. Next time someone claims "intelligent design," just point to the fact that we're walking around with cancer-prone cells, viral DNA embedded in our genomes, and an immune system that sometimes decides to attack itself. Checkmate, creationists!

Products Of Randomness And Selection
Biology Evolution Science
2 months ago 6.3K views 0 shares
Products Of Randomness And Selection
Nothing screams "intelligent design" quite like a sunfish that looks like nature had a seizure while using Photoshop, or koalas whose entire existence is based on eating toxic leaves that provide almost zero nutrition. Evolution is basically nature throwing spaghetti at the wall for billions of years and seeing what doesn't immediately die. The beauty of natural selection isn't perfection—it's the "eh, good enough" approach that keeps things running. Giraffes evolved arteries that loop around their necks like the world's most unnecessarily complicated plumbing. Humans get cancer because our cells sometimes just... forget how to cell properly. And don't get me started on retroviruses that literally inserted themselves into our DNA and now make up about 8% of our genome. So next time someone mentions "intelligent design," just point to the platypus—a creature that's basically evolution's way of saying "I was drunk that day."