Hope Memes

Nothing says "existential crisis" quite like NASA casually bumping up our odds of celestial annihilation. From a 1 in 42 chance to 1 in 32? That's like your doctor saying "Good news! Your chances of spontaneous combustion have improved!" The desperate plea of "Don't give me hope" perfectly captures the unique paradox of modern existence—where half of us are secretly rooting for the sweet release of an asteroid impact while frantically calculating how many student loan payments we'll avoid if it hits before 2032.