Hieroglyphics Memes

Corporate suits see a neat section symbol (§) versus a doctor's prescription scribble, demanding you spot nonexistent differences. Meanwhile, students know the truth—both are just the indecipherable hieroglyphics professors call "handwriting" on exam feedback. Been grading papers for 15 years and still can't read my own comments from last semester. The real scientific mystery isn't dark matter—it's whatever I wrote on that whiteboard yesterday.