Gravestone Memes

The academic pressure never ends—not even in death! Imagine being so committed to your h-index that you've pre-arranged for your gravestone to feature a QR code linking to your publication record. Talk about taking "academic immortality" literally! This is what happens when "publish or perish" becomes your entire personality. The ultimate flex from beyond the grave: "Sure, I'm dead, but have you seen my citation count?" Even in the afterlife, this scientist is still competing for tenure.