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Acetone, According To GPT-5

Acetone, According To GPT-5
That's acetaldehyde, not acetone. Someone clearly skipped organic chemistry to attend the campus pub crawl. Acetone has an extra carbon and three more hydrogens, plus the oxygen is double-bonded between two carbons. But hey, why let molecular accuracy get in the way of a good AI hallucination? Next up: GPT-5 explaining that water is actually H₃O because "the extra hydrogen makes it wetter."

The Great GPT Explosion

The Great GPT Explosion
Tech evolution used to be so simple: GPT-2, GPT-3, GPT-4... nice and orderly. Then suddenly we're drowning in GPT-4.1-nano-mini-turbo-pro-max-ultra editions like we're buying overpriced smartphones. The AI versioning system has officially reached the "throw random suffixes at the wall and see what sticks" phase. Next up: GPT-5 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Edition. Scientists and developers everywhere just want a straightforward numbering system, but marketing departments clearly had other plans.

The Real Ph.D. Experience: Now In Digital Form!

The Real Ph.D. Experience: Now In Digital Form!
GPT-5 achieving "Ph.D.-level intelligence" means it'll perfectly mimic the authentic grad student experience - taking on way too many projects, promising impossible deadlines, and eventually having an existential crisis! The digital equivalent of surviving on ramen noodles and caffeine while muttering "my methodology is sound" at 3AM. Next update: GPT-5.1 with built-in imposter syndrome and the ability to cry in supply closets!