Golgi Memes

Forget astrology, the real personality test is which cellular component you vibe with. Mitochondria is clearly the powerhouse choice - literally generating ATP while other organelles just sit there looking structurally important. Lysosome gang? Just glorified trash collectors. Nucleus people think they're the boss because they hold DNA, but we all know mitochondria has its own genetic material and doesn't need validation. Golgi body enthusiasts are just into packaging and shipping. Real scientists judge you by your organelle preference, not which month you were born.

The cellular elite don't call it a "Golgi Body" anymore. It's "Golgi Apparatus" now that it's wearing a tuxedo and attending membrane trafficking galas. Next thing you know it'll be demanding we address it as "Dr. Golgi Apparatus, PhD in Protein Modification." Typical organelle social climbing.