Geological time Memes

Sharks swimming around like "I remember when Saturn didn't even have its jewelry yet." These ancient predators have been cruising the oceans since 450 million years ago—that's over 200 million years before dinosaurs! Trees only showed up 360 million years ago, and Saturn's iconic rings? Just 100 million years old—practically brand new in shark time. Next time you're worried about getting old, remember there are sharks out there who've watched entire planetary features come into existence. Talk about the ultimate "back in my day" flex.

From single-celled organisms to apex predators in just 2.4 billion years! This brilliant meme captures the epic evolutionary journey from primitive cells undergoing mitosis to modern crocodilians. The classic farewell phrase "see you later alligator" / "in a while crocodile" becomes a literal promise fulfilled after eons of natural selection. Those little cells kept their word, and the reunion was worth the wait! Evolution really is just cells making plans for the distant future.