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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Genetic modification Memes

Posts tagged with Genetic modification

Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of Cell (And Your GPA)

Biology Academia Science
1 year ago 41.9K views 0 shares
Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of Cell (And Your GPA)
Biology students' evolution in one meme! Starting with basic cell labeling (yawn), then leveling up to memorizing the Krebs cycle (that metabolic nightmare with all those CoA compounds). But why stop there? The true galaxy brains are skipping finals through genetic modification, while the ultimate 5D chess move is replacing your entire brain with mitochondria. Because if your brain consisted of nothing but cellular powerhouses, you'd probably ace that exam without studying. Who needs neurons when you can have ATP-generating machines?

This Is A Very Very Bad Idea

Biology Evolution Science
1 year ago 37.7K views 0 shares
This Is A Very Very Bad Idea
Just your average Tuesday in the lab: "Let's make monkeys smarter with human genes!" Meanwhile, every scientist who's ever watched Planet of the Apes is quietly updating their emergency evacuation plans. The irony is palpable - we're using our supposedly superior brains to create the very beings that might question our superiority. Nothing says "scientific hubris" quite like fast-tracking our own evolutionary replacement.

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