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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Temporal Paradox Of Academic Procrastination

Academia Psychology
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The Temporal Paradox Of Academic Procrastination
Time perception in academia follows its own non-linear physics. Present you thinks you have plenty of time before finals, while future you from the temporal dimension appears, desperate to warn about the impending academic catastrophe. The slap represents the harsh reality check that occurs when deadlines collapse from theoretical future events into immediate crises. It's basically Einstein's relativity theory applied to procrastination—time dilates when you're relaxed and contracts violently when panic sets in.

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Homelab: Hosting multiple Game Servers on a Single Mini PC

Want to set up multiple game servers without inflating your electricity bill? This guide shows you how to build a power-efficient homelab that can ... Read article →

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