Frozen program Memes

The digital equivalent of a parent counting to three. Nothing strikes more terror into the heart of a frozen program than the sudden appearance of Task Manager. It's computational Darwinism at its finest - suddenly that "not responding" application remembers how to function when it senses the End Task button hovering nearby. The program's survival instinct kicks in, knowing it's one click away from digital oblivion. Programmers call this "Tarkin's Principle of Process Management" - ruling your computer through fear of force rather than force itself.