Freshness test Memes

The classic egg buoyancy test masquerading as legitimate science. Fresh eggs sink because their air cell is minimal, while older eggs float due to increased gas permeation through the porous shell. What's not mentioned is that if your egg starts talking to you and identifying itself as "VERY OLD," you've either discovered a sentient breakfast ingredient or you're experiencing the effects of lab fumes. Either way, probably don't eat it.