Florida man Memes

When your love for your dog exceeds your understanding of biology! This guy skipped the "ethics in research" chapter and went straight to "kidnapping 101." I'm pretty sure immortality research requires grant proposals, not hostage situations. The face says "I'll make Fido live forever" but the mugshot says "I'm about to experience the very finite nature of jail time." Next time maybe try a multivitamin and regular vet visits instead?