Floppy Memes

Nothing makes you feel like a fossil quite like watching kids stare blankly at obsolete tech icons. The floppy disk "save" button might as well be hieroglyphics to them. "Why is the save icon a weird square?" they ask, while I contemplate my own mortality. These digital relics—the floppy disk, rotary phone, alarm clock, and film reel—once revolutionary, now reduced to cryptic symbols that Gen Alpha swipes past without a second thought. The technological circle of life: today's cutting-edge innovation is tomorrow's confusing museum piece. Just wait until they learn we actually had to rewind movies before returning them!