Fast Memes

This isn't just "better" than Hubble—it's China's FAST telescope, aka the "Sky Eye," the world's largest single-dish radio telescope at 500 meters across! While Hubble takes pretty pictures of stars, this bad boy is listening for alien civilizations and mysterious fast radio bursts from billions of light-years away. It's like comparing a magnifying glass to a hearing aid—they're completely different tools! That's like saying "My binoculars suck at detecting radio waves from pulsars." Yeah, no kidding! Next you'll be asking if a submarine is better than an airplane because they both "go places." 🤦‍♂️