Failed experiment Memes

The true PCR protocol they never teach you in class! Three hours of meticulous pipetting, careful temperature cycling, and then... nothing. Just a blank gel where your bands should be. The emotional journey from "I'm going to revolutionize science" to "I'm going to cry under my desk" happens faster than DNA denaturation at 95°C. The sixth step—fetal position sobbing—is actually standard procedure in labs worldwide but suspiciously absent from textbooks. Four years of college just to master the art of professional disappointment.