Face Memes

Nothing says "unconditional love" quite like the microscopic roommates living rent-free on your face! Demodex mites are tiny arachnids that inhabit your hair follicles and oil glands, particularly around your nose, eyebrows, and eyelashes. They're with you through thick and thin—literally feeding on your dead skin cells and sebum while you sleep. The best part? You can't evict them! This is nature's version of forced companionship. Next time you feel lonely, just remember: you're basically a walking ecosystem with millions of microscopic friends who think you're absolutely delicious.