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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Eyeliner Memes

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Science Vs. Magic: The Eyeliner Dilemma

Science Chemistry
1 year ago 26.2K views 0 shares
Science Vs. Magic: The Eyeliner Dilemma
The ultimate scientist flex! Rick's declaration about doing science rather than magic is the perfect encapsulation of that moment when someone mistakes your carefully calibrated experiment for some kind of mystical ritual. The crystal formations in the background are probably just supersaturated solutions experiencing rapid crystallization—basic chemistry, people! But the eyeliner joke? *chef's kiss* That's the interdimensional scientist's way of saying "I may have solved the unified field theory, but I still can't apply liquid eyeliner without looking like I did it during an earthquake." Scientists: they can manipulate quantum fields but struggle with basic cosmetic application. Priorities!

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My mini PC costs $3 a month. The VPS math for 2026

Two months of smart-plug data from my home mini PC: 22 kWh and CA$3.08 in August, priced against DigitalOcean, Hetzner and Oracle's free tier ... Read article →

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