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Pipette Panic Protocol

Lab-life Chemistry Research Science Academia

19 days ago 5.6K views 0 shares

Pipette Panic Protocol

That moment when your entire scientific career flashes before your eyes because you can't remember if you added 5μL of a crucial reagent. The lab equivalent of forgetting whether you locked your front door, except this mistake costs $10,000 and six months of work. Every researcher knows that feeling of existential dread when you realize your only options are to restart or gamble with potentially meaningless results. The pipette becomes both weapon and judge.

Try Not To Contaminate The Membrane With Your Tears

Biology Lab-life Research Academia

4 months ago 11.7K views 0 shares

Try Not To Contaminate The Membrane With Your Tears

The Western Blot—a 12-hour procedure that somehow takes 3 days of your life. First, extract your samples with the precision of a neurosurgeon. Then run your gel while maintaining perfect posture because apparently slouching causes band distortion. Transfer your proteins to the membrane (treat it like it costs more than your tuition because it does). Perform 47 washes while questioning your career choices. Finally, develop your blot to reveal... absolutely nothing. The void stares back. Time to rest your face on the lab bench and contemplate a career in literally anything else. The real protein of interest was the depression we developed along the way.