Experiment failure Memes

The Western Blot—a 12-hour procedure that somehow takes 3 days of your life. First, extract your samples with the precision of a neurosurgeon. Then run your gel while maintaining perfect posture because apparently slouching causes band distortion. Transfer your proteins to the membrane (treat it like it costs more than your tuition because it does). Perform 47 washes while questioning your career choices. Finally, develop your blot to reveal... absolutely nothing. The void stares back. Time to rest your face on the lab bench and contemplate a career in literally anything else. The real protein of interest was the depression we developed along the way.