Eukaryotic Memes

Biology majors can never just enjoy ice cream. The rest of you see a delicious Magnum bar, but we're mentally labeling organelles on a textbook-perfect eukaryotic cell cross-section. The flagellum is clearly the stick, the chocolate coating makes an excellent cell wall, and that vanilla center? Perfect nucleoid region. This is what happens when you spend too many hours squinting through microscopes instead of enjoying dessert like a functional human being.