Euarchonta Memes

The ultimate taxonomic flex! "Euarchonta" literally translates to "true rulers" in Greek, and it's the clade that includes primates (that's us!), treeshrews, and colugos. Scientists basically named our entire evolutionary branch "the bosses" and then patted themselves on the back. Nothing says scientific objectivity like classifying yourself at the top of the hierarchy! Next time you're feeling insignificant, remember that your very classification is biologically sanctioned narcissism.