Emulsion Memes

Chemistry nerds have their priorities straight! Forget your basic relationship dynamics—true intellectuals know the real question is about fluid mechanics and density. Oil and water refuse to mix due to their different polarities, with oil always floating to the top because it's less dense. Next time someone asks about your relationship status, just reply with "I'm the hydrocarbon in this emulsion." Trust me, it works 60% of the time, every time.